Here are some not-so-common items you can currently buy on their site:
Chicken poop lip balm. What?
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Despite its name, there is actually no poop in this product. “Chicken Poop Lip Junk” was inspired by the owner's grandfather who used to tell anyone who complained of chapped lips to “put some chicken poop on 'em so you won’t lick ‘em.” According to the Bing website, the lip balm is actually made up of very high quality natural ingredients including non-GMO soybean oil, witch hazel, and vitamin E.
Giant Gummy Bear. At a whopping five pounds, this overgrown treat is the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized bears and it contains 12,600 calories. Wow!
Twinkle Toes hoof polish. Women are not the only ones who enjoy a mani/pedi. Apparently, horses do too. Sadly I already knew this because my mother-in-law has pampered her horses before. Twinkle Toes hoof polish comes in a variety of finishes, from matte to metallic to glitter!
Perfume (a.k.a. ambergris). Have you ever read the ingredients in perfume? I have not until now. The ingredient, ambergris is used in high-end perfumes, and is a waxy compound extracted from whale vomit. Yes, whale vomit. Its function is to help bind the scent to your skin. But wait, you can buy small bottles of ambergris, which is said to have its own pleasant, earthy aroma. I am feeling like I need a shower now, how about you?
Snake venom. If the whale vomit wasn't enough and you need more proof that ladies are fearless about the ingredients in their beauty products, look no further. To reduce wrinkles, a relatively recent fad in higher-end products is the use of snake venom. The desired effect is much like Botox. When applied, this product gives a mild freezing effect to facial muscles, which reduces visible wrinkles. 
Ostrich jerky. So what high in protein, low in fat, and tastes like beef? Ever consider eating ostrich? When compared with other meats, ostrich has the highest protein value and lowest fat per ounce and a flavor often compared to beef. You can order it as jerky on Bing today! 
Rocking glasses. Ever been scared someone is going to knock over your drink, or do you get tired of swirling your wine glass? These glasses are designed to rock, but not spill, your wine, whiskey or brandy while aerating it at the same time.
Portable head massager. Look no further men. This battery-powered helmet is said to feel like “thousands of tiny fingers simultaneously massaging your scalp.” Whether your goal is stimulating blood circulation, alleviating stress, tension and even migraines, this head massager can be used at your desk while working or during your tense morning commute. 
Pick your nose cups. Just in case you were waiting to have a whole party full of nose pickers picking their noses, the wait is over, get it? Haha. These cups have different noses printed on them. Clever.
Puzzle alarm clock. This snooze-button just became complicated. The puzzle alarm clock forces you to complete a puzzle before the alarm will stop. The puzzle engages your brain long enough to wake you up. Buy Puzzle Alarm Here
Waboba ball. This is not just any ball, it bounces off water five to six feet like a tennis ball off a clay court. The ball is made from a Lycra coating with polyurethane inside. Pretty cool. 
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