Part OF My Job

So most of you know that I work for Bud Adams' oil and gas company, Adams' Energy. The last two years have been anything but dull around the office. Between Bud and Vince Young's media frenzy, our phones are almost always ringing and the jokes around the office are abundant. The most recent event to hit the press was about Vince's run-in at a local Dallas stip club. I am not going to dive into the details of that night, but if you need to be caught up, here is a link to the story: Vince Young Fight

When this most recent news hit the stands there were several, well, let's say inappopriate jokes circulating at the office about Vince. I will leave it to your imagination what was being said. Then one of our customers, and loyal U.T. fan, sent me the following website today. Click on the picture to visit the official website. HILARIOUS!

That's right everyone. You can now buy your very own VINCE YOUNG brisket, BBQ, and sausage, sold at your local Walmart and Kroger. The jokes hit a whole new level of craziness once this made its way around the office.  The least riske one I can share with you:

Vince's new slogan: "If I can no longer play football in the NFL, at least I can share my sausage with everyone."

On that note, I knew there was a reason I was looking forward to the new HEB opening. I am tired of shopping at Kroger and Walmart, which both have horrible produce. I got use to HEB at our old house and cannot wait for the new one to open, which I just found out last night is scheduled to open August 4th. Yay!

Sorry everyone if this post left you feel a little uneasy, but this is something I deal with everyday as part of my job. You barely even got a taste of it- no pun intended.