Rating: PG !

Okay, okay, you know you are old when the following story is being told in first person. I hate to admit the tables have turned, pigs have flown, and now I am starting to sound just like my own mom.

Last night it was rainy and cold, and being the night before we leave for our trip, we needed to pack and did not want to have left overs in the fridge- which is inevitable when you cook for two people. So we went out to eat and made a stop at Target to grab a few things for the trip. We pull into a parking space right in front of the main entrance to the store, but about 3 cars back. The car parked in front of us is still running and has its lights turned on. As I am trying to gather my purse, jacket, etc. I notice there are 2 people "wrestling" in the back seat of the car. I make a mumbled comment to Chris about it, which he immediately shoots down. So I look again, no I am certain there are 2 people in the back seat. So now Chris looks again, and this time he agrees with me. Curious now, we are both sitting in our car staring at the parked car in front of us. Suddenly, we both come to the same realization as there are now clothes flying around inside the car. OMG! I could not believe my eyes. 3 cars back from the front entrance of the store, underneath a very bright street light in one of the busiest areas of Katy. At first I giggled, probably turning bright red as I witnessed the event, and then my mood shifted. I turned to Chris and I said, "That is somebody's daughter in there!" I layed on my horn. Yep, layed on it. Sadly, they did not even miss a beat. So we finally got out of the car, Chris shaking his head out of embarrassment at my compulsive behavior. I couldn't help myself, as I walked away I gave them one last honk from my remote car keys. Later that night we were laughing about it, and Chris says, "Seriously though, in all honesty, that is ridiculous. Could they not have chosen a more public place? Someone should really tell their parents." Ha! Music to my ears. I am so glad the older person in our relationship shared my feelings. I was starting to think I am an 80 year old grandma in a 26 year old's body. Oh well, my mom would be soo proud!